Today I was at the club and saw Deena & Joel Chontow who were bringing their boat in. Deena said to me that I’m not sending enough emails. Soooooo…in order to satisfy a new member here is today’s missive. (Do you think that she was maybe being facetious? I didn’t think so)

 By the way… There are only 7 boats in…let’s go guys...Beck is back…no rain until June 30^th and then he guarantees great weather after that

(Congratulate me...I just bought a bridge in Brooklyn) 

June 17^th

June Swoon 

A 40’s Swing Band will be in attendance

A flier will be out to you (via email) on Thursday

Reservations:

Judy Sundel and whatshisface 973-728-8103

Evelyn Sanders and Tiger Sanders 973-361-1993

Menu to follow in the flier but it will be $33.00 + tab bar

Unless you order a 12 oz black Angus NY Sirloin which will be slightly extra

Now to the real reason for this missive.

I went to Nero’s today and stole a menu.  Then I did a spread sheet on their equivalent meal compared to what we are offering June 17^th.  Here is the deal. For the chicken dinner, their price including tax and tip was $55.36. Ours is ONLY $33.00 for the exact same thing! (Drinks not included in both) A fish meal was basically the same. For an equivalent steak dinner, their cost was out of sight.  Their beef, like ours, is certified Black Angus.

 So here’s my question.  Why would you go anywhere else when you could come to the club and have entertainment, dancing, your friends (gossip), and great food at a great price?? We now have very high food standards.  Besides we have a setting that can only be duplicated in Switzerland…..

DUH!!!!

Alan Karpas

Commodore