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Hank couldn't find the coyote
So... he bought the elephant!!
who believes that this elephant will prevent the geese from
crapping on our docks??
The owl is still there...so is the crap
I think we need to go back to the original plan of a sound
system that scares the birds. We can also use it in the dining room
during band breaks
Another Day in the life of the Commodore
Heavy decisions now have to be made in regards
to the weather committee:
The Monsoon's of this past weekend has forced
action
Let me give you some background
When I took over the Commodoreship I had to
fill the committees. I had two applicants for chairperson of the
weather committee.
Eli, who had been a weather man in the Army Air
Force during the 1940s (he says he was 10 years old at the time)
served in the South Pacific where he was in charge of weather balloons
and mo-peds. I interviewed Eli at the pool and he gave me a
whole lesson on weather fronts, jet streams and weather pressure.
When I awoke from the interview I told Eli that
I would get back to him.
My next applicant I cannot, because I am under
court order, name. (He lives in the Claridge. Not enough?? 1/2 the
club lives there. His initials are DB. still not enough?? we have two
of them. He is married to BB, that should be enough)
So here I am looking at
weather.com for this loooong weekend's weather. I need it to rain
Friday night and be sunny the rest of the weekend. What do I find?
Friday & Saturday is sunny and in the 80s. Threats of possible passing
showers for Sunday & Monday.
This, clearly is not acceptable.
So I call this guy, (remember, I can't name
him) I say,"Don" (oops) There is a front coming through. He answers
"well, it probably has a back". I'm beginning to detect a problem. I
asked him about the jet stream and he tells me that he takes Jet Blue
to Florida. Now I know I have a problem.
I ask "what about the pressure?" He says "It's
130 over 70."
(Mine is now 170 over 90)
Then he proceeds to tell me that he is greatly
insulted that none of the tennis court companies have returned his
calls. (He has been trying to reach someone for two years to repaint
the lines on the tennis courts. This is to help his down the line
shot)
I say "What has tennis got to do with weather?"
He then informs me that he went shopping with
Hank for an elephant.
That's the last straw!!
Eli...Now, I'm getting back to you.
That other guy has been relieved of his
duties..its up to you now!
A flier was sent out with the details for this
coming looong July 4th weekend.
However, there is one change.
Set price Buffet Brunch menu
for Sunday & Monday as listed in the flier is now extended
to Tuesday
We have had an extremely positive response to
the idea of the Buffet Brunch ,so, it has been added
to Tuesday as well
Tuesday July 4th
Picnic
3PM at the Pool
Fliers will be distributed at the club over the
weekend
(I've sealed enough envelopes this week)
Extensive Menu
Call:
Jean Ellen Kaufman - 973-401-0348
or
Andrea Tuber - 973-992-9266
Friday July 7th
Game Night at the GSYC
Buffet Dinner
Bridge, Mahh Jong, Canasta, Poker or whatever
you want to play
(Sundel, you don't need to show, just send
Epstein your money)
Details to follow
Saturday July 8th
Pool Party to welcome the new members
Flier is in the mail
I have to go.
I have to be at the club early to meet with
Hank and an environmental contractor to talk about the green mold in
the cottages
KERMIT moved from the pool to the cottages
I cannot remember anymore when it was that I
didn't give a crap about - weather or mold only whether
(there is that word again) I had a tennis game.
More to come in the Saga
"Of a day in the Commodore's life"
Alan Karpas
Commodore
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