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I have lived here all summer.. dues free
(Must be a legacy)
Announcements
(and then... another day in the life of the
Commodore)
Labor Day Weekend
Friday Night
September 1st
7:30PM
Cabaret
Starring Barbara Brussell
Broadway at its best
RSVP:
Tanya Tabak - 973-571-1539
Carol Blumenfeld - 973-571-0112
or Don Beck as he lives at the Claridge as well
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Saturday Night
September 2nd
Commodore's Ball
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Sunday
September 3rd
(I can't wait)
Board Meeting at 4PM
Dinner at 5:30PM
call Margie - 973-994-0486
Membership meeting at
7:30PM
(you will now need 18 points of identification
to get in)
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Monday
Labor Day
September 4th
3PM
Chinese Picnic
Featuring
Jason the magician
and Music
(Jason will make some of you
disappear..whomever I choose)
Call
Sue Newmann - 973-992-5059
Jean Ellen Kaufman - 973-401-0348
(Flier is attached)
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"A day in the life of the Commodore"
Today
August 27th
It's pouring out. 10:33am.
Phone rings. It's Rick the caterer.
"Um Mr. Karpas..I'm downstairs at the furnace
room and we have a major leak..water is pouring out."
My reaction was "Hello..who is this? I think
you have the wrong number!!"
"Nooo Mr. Karpas it's Rick and it's pouring
out" Ok GSYC Emergency Management in action (GEMA)
"Hank..its Alan.. we have a major leak in the
furnace room..it's the heat pump that you and Eli installed..you know
the one he rebuilt in his basement? The one that came from his ranch
and don't say "SO". Call Rick tell him how to shut off the water"
Hank calls me back, the water is off and he and
Eli are on the way.
(and so am I and Margie, who thought she would
have a peaceful day reading the papers)
We get to the club at noon time. At the club is
Hank, Eli, Rick, Lorraine, Susan the life guard and the birds on the
dock.
Hank & Eli have the water to the club back on
and have by-passed the problem area.
Hank & Eli are starting to head out to Home
Depot
Question " What are you going to get at Home
Depot?"
Answer "Well..we need some parts to fix the
pump." My answer.."Noooo, you don't need parts. You need a new pump."
Answer: "OK"
3hrs later with Eli and Hank working their
butts off
(I had lunch)
The new pump was intsalled and everyone was
happy.
Before Rick went home, he had prepared lunch
for Eli & Hank, and I served them. I also hid and trashed the old
pump so Eli won't be able to rebuild it.
"A day (today) in the life of the Commodore."
Alan Karpas
Commodore
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